when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick
When you’re finally off your period
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a series of unnecessary events
did you just
shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART
the worlds best consulting detective, everyone
That escalated way too fucking quickly.
I WISH I COULD READ THE FINE PRINT ON THE LAST ONE
Because you wanted to know the fine print says: paid for by the national coalition for laws can go fuck themselves
Ki Hong Lee talking about his character in Maze Runner [x]
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
I’ve seriously been waiting for this gifset for so long.
HER LITTLE NOD
It can wait.
next time someone is mean to you just tell em this
Me avoiding my responsibilities
the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen