kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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jack-is-jack-from-all-time-low:

When you’re finally off your period

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whyamigawking:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

They did.

midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

the worlds best consulting detective, everyone

nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies

darlingcarmilla:

berdoushkah:

smileattheheartofthings:

kaisergeiser:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

That escalated way too fucking quickly.

Hahaha

I WISH I COULD READ THE FINE PRINT ON THE LAST ONE

Because you wanted to know the fine print says: paid for by the national coalition for laws can go fuck themselves

Ki Hong Lee talking about his character in Maze Runner [x]

superlockedphan:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

imperfecthope:

asfadedasmyjeans:

I’ve seriously been waiting for this gifset for so long.

HER LITTLE NOD

bonkalore:

sadchula:

shardwick:

It can wait.

next time someone is mean to you just tell em this

Me avoiding my responsibilities

humanistrambles:

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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